Shitluck

Everyone says bad things happen in sets of threes, with my luck it comes by the ass loads. Let’s have a quick review of everything since spring break:

1. Bike #1 stolen from Baker Center - Athens, OH [$200]
2. Car broken into just outside of Bodega, rear passenger side window busted out, and book bag stolen containing my sketch book, Henry Rollins book, a paycheck, and reading glasses. - Columbus, OH [$422]
3. Bike #2 stolen from Beaver House - Athens, OH [$270]
4. Ticket 10th ave and High Street, wrong way down a one way. - Columbus, OH [$135 with a brief warrant]
5. 5 year old digital camera having it’s last hoorah on a camping trip - Middle of nowhere off of 70 East, Ohio [$too crappy for monetary value]
6. Car breaks down Wednesday night at UDF 2:30 am, towed to Byers, and needs to have keys matched to the car again. [$not done yet, and no estimate received]
7. Nickys head goes through the back windshield of my mothers car - Columbus, OH [$793]

affremble:

It never fails to amuse me these days when i run across younger folks who still associate those in the 50 to death age bracket with grey hair, knitting needles, checkers, rocking chairs, and grumpiness. Let me assure you, we’re doing the same things as the rest of you, with two distinct differences: we’ve learned how to be discreet, and we know there’s not enough time to fart around trying to make an impression on anyone.

Now if you’ll excuse me, the batteries are dead on my “neck massager” and i need a new yoga mat.

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